from “A Surprised Guy”:
I starting chatting with a girl I met on a free singles site. Her profile said she was 5′ 10″ (177.8 cm)(as am I) and her picture was a badly exposed extreme close up of her face (I guess that should have been the warning sign..)
We spoke on the phone and she had a deep voice, but I like that in a woman, kinda of like Demi Moore, so I didn’t think much of it.
I picked her up in my Volkwagen Beetle, and when she came out of the house, I realized I was going to have to open the sunroof.
She was 6′ 3″ (190.5 cm). Also, I could see why she went with the over exposed facial shot.
She had a face that could launch a thousand ships, in the other direction.
She wasn’t happy when I wouldn’t go on the second date. I’m just glad she didn’t know where I lived.
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